WMD

upon careful observance over the last few days, and reconsideration i have in fact decided to sell my dog to the u.s.army as the next great weapon of mass destruction.....potential iraqi neuclear weapons...ppffffttt, nothing on these teeth wrapped in fur.
it all started when the airforce thunderbirds decided 500 feet above my house was a great place to practice barrel rolls, ah, did i mention that 730 AM is the best possible time for this as well. well, my fearless fleabag was at first confused and even a bit curious at these winged monstrosities flying about our usually peaceful skys. however by about the third pass, and the incessant shaking of the bed, walls...house, he was a bit miffed by their roaring presence and decided to take matters into his own paws and tell them how he really felt. 10 minuted of horrific growling and fearsome barking, he succeded in scaring off the silver dragons.
it was then the idea of his super power struck me...if this dog can destroy lives and houses, well just imagine what he could do to foreign countries....reduced to mere rubble overnight. why we could pull the troops out tomorrow, just leave destructive wonder dog to the job. the shock and awe campaign has nothing on this hound of hell, eat your heart out republicans!
for now however, i will settle for reducing those damn jets to schrapnel, at least until 411 gives me the direct line to george "that's what the W stands for"bush.....although nalu goes to washington is sounding more and more interesting with each and every gas price hike.
"Nalu top secret weapon of mass destruction reporting for duty sir"