Daily Insanity Report
Today, I would like to thank the federal government for funding lifesaving genetic modification research, I am glad to see that with a deficit of 13 billion dollars(that's 11 zeros) our priorities are in order...we have modified puppies! Thank God, because I thought I wouldn't live to see the day when household pets are... able (brace yourself) to GLOW(under UV light). Huge relief.
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