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Thursday, July 1, 2010

New Updates to Websters Dictionary

Touron (adj): describing the act or state of being on vacation in a place other than your regular locale where in one loses all common sense and judgment. ex: That guy is Touron, driving his moped the wrong way down a one way street and screaming Aloha at 3am on a weeknight.


Polishiton: (n) A person who suckles at the tit of the mega rich, while taking a crap on the working citizen who lack the dollars to lobby for attention. ex: The House and Senate are full of Polishitons.