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Saturday, January 16, 2010

Style?


has anyone been clothes shopping lately?? what the hell are the designers thinking...i seem to have missed the quit eating memo. why was i not informed that in order to have any nice clothes this season i was goin to need to become a strict anorexic, or i suppose at the very least a fan of praying to its holiness the porceline god. when have sizes changed so much? how many size negative 0 people are there out there...give them a sandwich for craps sake! i'm trying to find a dress not my way into the nearest bottle of prozac because i can't get my pinkie in the damn sleeve!
what happened to a womans curves?and i thought we were the softer sex, good lord ;am i the only freak here with hips and breasts?i think i am in good shape, i work out regularly, make an honest effort to eat right(back to the memo again) and am by no means overweight, and yet i try dress after dress and am damn near suicidal by the endof the day.doctors and designers need to get together and make clothes for the real world...if the average womans size is 12-14, then why are clothes made to look good on size 4-6???? if young girls are developing eating disorders at "alarming" rates, why are the stores catering to pencil thin waifish manequins on which to hang their clothes. and now that i am on this rant and rave let's get into the other side of the story...let's talk "empire waists and forgiving flares"....it seems to me they only manage to make a person look larger than life! looking pregnant is not an issue...IF YOU ACTUALLY ARE! i on the other hand do not wish to look in the near birthing stages anytime soon, and would appreciate if i could find a dress that respected that. and really, did you mean to place that gynormous pocket right at exactly the point where my hips are the widest? what is that some idea of a joke? i thought bootylicious was a good thing, what happened to i like big butts, and baby got back? i got back and front and these are the very things preventing me form buying clothes! i should be embracing my self and all that crap but how can i when i can't get the sleeves of haute couture around my size 8-10 hips?

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