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Snarky, vile, and deliciously fun...you don't know til you go, haven't been til you've gone and that's why I'm still in hot pursuit of the sun.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

I Have The Power!!!!!!

Since the other day I was informed I had broken the internet, I decided to divide by zero...ya know...just to see what would happen....apologies for any ripples and or tremors alledgedly caused by skipping pebbles off outverses far far away.

I divided by zero causing the space time continuum to collapse so it is now Monday, unless it is Thursday in which case it is fexwenterday...the aforementioned collapse also caused the polarization of all black holes so alternate realities now participate on opposite day in rotating shifts in positive galaxies on the third Saturday half past noon in March if followed immediately by a full moon where the vector factor is equal to or greater than 453.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

It Is What It Is

The world is full of apathetic people...frankly I just don't care.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Oh Uncle Sam!

‎"The oil classified as "evaporated", "captured" or "disbursed" is not necessarily gone" "The oil classified as "remaining" is not necessarily still present" -Gov't panel report on Gulf oil spill...so uh I just want to be clear here...millions of $ we don't have are being spent to tell us what we already know..."holy sh...eep sh*t...there's oil left!"