why the hell do i need to get my dog a license???? i just recieved notification for the city&county of honolulu that nalu's dog license is about to expire and i must send them $10 in order to renew it.
so, here's my question, what does this "license" give him license to do exactly? bark? fetch toys? chew furniture? shed? given the definition of license to give permission or ability , i ask you dog license? is the city & county of honolulu giving nalu permission to be a dog? does he need to take a test the way i do in order to get a driver's license? let's see, sniff butts: check, drool: check, shed all over: check, pant: check.
let's say i buck the system and decide to be a rebel and not renew his license, will he still be a dog? will he now get fined for wagging his tail, and chewing bones? will he have to slick and sneaky each time he goes outside so the man doesn't catch him in the act of dogging without a license.... will he even know he isn't a dog anymore? should i tell him. i fear the news could damage the lil guy.but i suppose i will go, and hand over the mandated $10 bucks, so we can continue living our blissful lives and nalu will never have to know how close he actually came to losing his doggness.
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