What I really Want to See This Saturday

So not sure if you are football fans, I am sorta kinda (ok let's be honest, I just like the "excuse" drink heavily and eat fried spicy foods and yell at the TV..the same reaction can (has also been known to) occur whilst watching episodes of House Hunters, but clearly that is not the point) however it occurred to me while procrastinating awakening due to ensuing monsoon outside, what we have here is a rare opportunity. We have (alleged) committer of homicide Ray Lewis on the same field as (alleged) raper (such a harsh word...surprise sexer?) Ben Rothlisburger(sp?)...now this my friends gives way to the scene taking place in my head. Remember the old Liz Taylor commercial..the one where she gives away her diamond earring all shot in black & white(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVfu8-Wp6s).... Enter O.J. Simpson...walking on the field just before the coin toss...handing Ray & Ben one Isotoner glove each uttering "these have always brought me luck" ...meanwhile Farve & Vick look on from the sidelines with a hint of tears glistening from their eyes...
Now, it occurs to me that perhaps Liz and O.J. could elope during halftime..thus allowing 2 things to happen: 1) old Lizzie could complete marriage as in the sense of "til death do us part" and 2) A new trial for the Juice. It was however brought to my attention that such events and solving of age old enigmas and tying of ancient loose ends could have dire consequences on the world as we know it. So, I did the research, consulted a few oracles, a psychic from Long Island, and took a bit of Peyote and the following is what would happen:
Aids will be cured, Tupac will be found alive in the Amish Country of Pennsylvania, PC & Mac will merge, all left socks previously thought lost in the dryer will be found in a sinkhole outside Utah,and world hunger will be cured. On the downside, Justin Bieber will run for president and win. I think we all can agree, sorry Magic Johnson, Aids is better than Bieber.