Hipster's Paradise

As I walk through the valley lookin like I smoke meth
I take a look at my balls and realize they done left
Cuz I've been tryna prove for so long that
Zima didn't make my moms eggs go wrong
But I ain't never scoffed at music that didn't deserve it
And I've never listened to a band that you woulda heard of
You better pay attention how I dress,how I speak
Or you an your vanilla crew might be seen me tweak
I really hate to sneer but I gotta yo
As I roll my eyes I see myself in the hookah smoke, TOOL
I'm the kinda cool that ya know you wanna be like
In the coffee shop late at night readin poetry in the dim light




Been spendin most their lives livin in the Hipsters Paradise
Been spendin most their lives livin in the Hipsters Paradise
I'll keep spendin all my life livin in the Hipsters Paradise
I'll keep spendin all my life livin in the Hipsters Paradise




This regular situation that I be facin
I can't live a normal life, don't you read my tweets??
So I gotta look down on the mainstream
Too much Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkin got me chasin dreams
I'm so educated and cool with nonconformity on my mind
Got my ten speed for a ride and big shades on my eyes
I'm a doppelganger set on bein obscure
And all my friends dress like me, wearin vintage coture TOOL
Death ain't nothin but a bitchslap away
I'm smokin unfiltered eurocigs now what can I say
I've got 3% body fat now will I make it down to 2
The way my pants are fittin my genitals are blue

Tell me why do you wanna label me
I'm to rad to care why can't you see


Been spendin most their lives livin in the Hipsters Paradise
Been spendin most their lives livin in the Hipsters Paradise
I'll keep spendin all my life livin in the Hipsters Paradise
I'll keep spendin all my life livin in the Hipsters Paradise





Sweater over plaid shirt, plaid shirt under sweater
Cynical not sarcastic, my skinny jeans are fantastic
Everybody's stunnin, but half them lookin chronic
I cut my hair like Justin Bieber cuz I think I'm ironic
They say that I'm aloof, but I know no one gets me
If they can define me how awesome can I really be??

Oh God they can
Oh shit they will
I guess I suck
That's why I know my life is lame as fuck...TOOL