SpongeBlob NoPants!!!!
Nonconformant and mellow and bare assed is she...
SpongeBlob NoPants!!!
So, I recently found myself amongst the ranks of the unemployed. Don't panic and get all sad for me or anything, though unexpected it's a good thing. Happy times and progress await instead of a stale soul death by stagnation
in a skyscraper wistfully watching the world go by.
Anyhow, not to get off topic here...my loss of corporate income has resulted in two things...bliss
and the need to wear pants. I hadn't really noticed the lack of leg coverage I had going on until Friday when friends dropped over and it dawned on me this was the first time since Monday that I had in fact put on pants. I mean except for dog walking but those are cloth shorts that have taken up residence by the door. Plastic poop bags...check.
Leash on dog...check. Put on shorts...fine, check.,
Upon domicle reentry...probably look like a fool because of how quickly my pants are on the ground.
Low and behold, today presented another opportunity to dress my derriere. Met a friend for lunch (at 11am on a Tuesday!!!!
Ah the things I have been missing while comatose in a cubicle) Somehow the topic of ass apparel came up in conversation. Turns out, my friend (who is a self employed genius by the way) also finds pants completely unnecessary. There is nothing saying one cannot work britches be damned.
After an extrordinary eating event (lunch is for schmucks
who are told how long they have to masticate their meals because the planet won't survive if numbers aren't crunched) I decided to poll a few other friends, both employed and otherwise engaged in time passery...Profound proof, pants are only around because "The Man" wants one more way to make us suffer. No more, says I! It is now my personal goal to remain butt uncovered for the term of no less than one week. I'll do it for the environment, less laundry = less water consumption.
See it's for a good cause. I also think the boyfriend will be supportive of my environmental efforts.
I should probably stock up on food stuffs before beginning...now if I could just remember...Where the hell are my pants???
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